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3 days 11 hours ago #10175 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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3 days 15 hours ago - 3 days 15 hours ago #10164 by Carol USA Global Support
One of my favorite shows to watch, wish it was still on.

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3 days 17 hours ago #10160 by Angela
For all those with a wicked sense of humour, a very funny ,nostalgic, Candid Camera.

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5 days 12 hours ago #10098 by Kevinrealstewbiz

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6 days 13 hours ago #10056 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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6 days 13 hours ago #10055 by Kevinrealstewbiz

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1 week 11 hours ago #10035 by Angela
I'm still laughing Deb, That was a really good joke. Bring them on , we need some light heartedness and a good laugh in our lives
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1 week 12 hours ago - 1 week 12 hours ago #10030 by Kevinrealstewbiz

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1 week 1 day ago #9966 by Deb Deb
Here is a chuckle for you all. A friend just sent it to me.

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Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, are vacationing in Europe, near Transylvania.

They drive in a rental car along a rather deserted highway.

It is late, raining very hard and Bob can barely see the road in front of the car.

Suddenly, the car skids out of control. Bob attempts to control it but to no avail.

The car swerves and smashes into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees Betty unconscious, with her head bleeding. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside,

Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance. He carefully picks her up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while,
he sees a light and heads towards it, which is coming from a large, old house. He approaches the door and knocks.

A small, hunched man opens the door.
Bob blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill and this is my wife Betty.
We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been
Seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replies the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone.
My master is a doctor. Come in, and I will get him."
Bob brings his wife in.


An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist.
However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had some basic medical training. I will see what I can do.
Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs,
with Bob following closely. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries,
so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried.
"Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion."
Igor and his master work feverishly but to no avail.
Bob and Betty Hill are no more.



The Hills' deaths upsets Igor's master greatly.
Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory,
which houses his grand piano. It is here that he has always found solace and he begins to play.
A stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.


Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up.
His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat. He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!


Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs
to the conservatory. He bursts in and shouts to his master:


"Master, Master!

The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"
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1 week 6 days ago #9638 by Kevinrealstewbiz
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The games we played when WE had NO Inernet.....
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2 weeks 2 days ago #9455 by Rhonda Bethune
Thanks Kevin
You might just have given me a good reason to use Netflix lol!

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2 weeks 3 days ago #9414 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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1 month 1 week ago #8195 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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1 month 2 weeks ago #8030 by Kevinrealstewbiz
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1 month 3 weeks ago #7977 by Angela

Kevinrealstewbiz wrote: Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

LOL Still laughing. One of the funniest and cleverest, to me , in a while.
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1 month 3 weeks ago - 1 month 3 weeks ago #7963 by Rhonda Bethune

Angela wrote: I was pulled over by a Policeman for speeding. I wound down my window when he came over and said ":Papers" I said "Scissors, I win" and drove off.


I love that joke

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1 month 3 weeks ago #7962 by Rhonda Bethune
Hilarious
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